Something in comedy. It was either this or Jimi Hendrix.
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You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
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View all 226 →My job hunting days were at the height of the bubble economy. At the time, I was focused on joining big corporations and had no intention of myself becoming an entrepreneur. I started working at a major bank with a vague idea that I wanted "a job that would take me around the world."
I wanted to be a footballer and then a squash player – I was in with a chance because I was very good. But I fell out of love with that by 14 or 15 and joined a youth theatre.
Most days, I wanted to be Albrecht in the classical ballet Giselle, dancing until I dropped dead.
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Romantic love – what a con. (I do still believe in it.)
It’s like digging a field together: it’s hard work, not very glamorous, but you can stand back and think, “We did that.”
I am going straight to cremation like David Bowie, so there would be no funeral.
I wish I’d told my mother that, in all the years I knew her, she was never once boring. We weren’t demonstrative, so that would have meant that I loved her.
In my first job in film, a giant bloke dressed like a sumo wrestler asked me to get his G-string out of his arse. He said he couldn’t reach it.
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