I used to be an ear-piercing specialist when I was 16, and had to pierce babies’ ears. It was horrendous. I had to practise on my friends – several have misplaced piercings.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 28 November 2020 source ↗
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David Hasselhoff
American actor, singer, and television personality
Selling fire alarms at 18 or 19.
Rick Astley
Singer, songwriter and radio presenter
I haven’t really had a job. I used to work at my dad’s garden centre in my late teens, but it was just messing around.
Giving barium enemas. I used to be a radiographer in Coventry.
Joseph Fiennes
English actor
Several: cutting the local vicar's lawn, shovelling shit from a stable, waiting tables, picking up and washing actors' smelly pants and socks.
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On BBC Breakfast, I accidentally said “fuck” on air. My microphone had been turned on when I wasn’t in the room. It went out across the telly and they had to apologise.
Scary, because when you really love, it means that you are really scared of losing it as well.
Some famous people. I am not giving you names.
Falling off what we in Middlesbrough call a “tarzy”, a bungee rope. I was swinging on it, fell and broke my arm.
As a good friend.
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