“I would love to go on a date with you, but I’d be too embarrassed.”
The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 March 2025 source ↗
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“I would love to go on a date with you, but I’d be too embarrassed.”
The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 March 2025 source ↗
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The music journalist Paul Morley described me as bland.
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Massive DMT release, your perception of time dilates, you realise you can fly, then it all goes black, and you start again, only this time … you’re a slug.
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The best way to spend time is to waste it.
OCD medication.
Cockroach stamper at a dried-flower factory.
Whoever has to use the bathroom after my brother.
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