Appearing on a Paris catwalk in a beard.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 March 2008 source ↗
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Appearing on a Paris catwalk in a beard.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 March 2008 source ↗
I remember being a teenager and writing this romantic short story in the style of the Brontës on a computer and I didn’t realise that the person whose computer it was could just print it out. A group of boys had a couple of pages and they were all reading it.
The very first day that I was filming Top Gear, for which I was so unqualified because I’d only ever driven a Fiat Uno. I got into a DB7 Vantage Volante outside the Aston Martin factory, put my foot on the accelerator and bunny-hopped across the gravel because I’d forgotten to take the handbrake off.
When I was appointed director of public prosecutions, I had a government car and visited the security services. When I came out, I got into the back of what I thought was my car, but it was somebody’s private car and they told me in no uncertain terms to get out. I had to reverse out with as much dignity as I could, with the head of security services watching.
Rapping the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme on national television.
Like I've been kidnapped of my senses.
Not reading my bank statements thoroughly enough!
An electric-yellow mohair rug.
Unnecessary judgment.
'Excuse me, madam, you have a thong hanging out of your handbag.'
To be humble is to be sane.
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