Being a cocktail waitress and having to wear a compromising dress in an unwoke 1990s world.
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Being a cocktail waitress and having to wear a compromising dress in an unwoke 1990s world.
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I used to be an ear-piercing specialist when I was 16, and had to pierce babies’ ears. It was horrendous. I had to practise on my friends – several have misplaced piercings.
Gary and I worked in a greengrocer’s on Saturdays and in the holidays. One of my jobs was cooking beetroot – it used to make me gag.
I was a secret shopper and had to do a lot of bookies – Coral and William Hill – all around London. For 18-year-old me looking all fab it was quite scary going in and saying: “Hiya, can I put £4 on No 7 horse, please?” But you got to keep the money when you won.
I’ve never had a job.
Slugs. And planetary annihilation.
Competitive, curious, silly.
A hot sauna and then an icy dip.
Go back to where you came from.
As little rubbish to sort through as possible.
This year, I was asked to be a judge for the Women’s prize for fiction and I’ve read 75 books in six months, so I’m parking shame for the time being.
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