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When we develop blockbuster novel products and the world sits up and takes us seriously, then I would probably sleep peacefully.
Worrying about the faux pas I made earlier that evening. I tend to suffer from foot-in-mouth disease.
The fact that there are not enough hours in the day and I’ve taken on too much.
Until I got curtains recently, it was the orange street light.
All of my hairstyles from the age of 16 to 25.
“You look like a fat Jack Whitehall.”
Tricking my dad into doing naked yoga.
I’m rabidly indiscreet. If you tell me an embarrassing story, it will probably end up in one of my scripts or standup routines.
Turning into my father.
I dislike dawdlers. When I walk, I do so with purpose. I have no time for people shuffling along.
Angela Griffin, Omid Djalili, Simon Bird, Roger Allam, Guy Pearce, John Waters
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