Working as the assistant to an agony aunt on a women’s magazine. When we didn’t get enough heartbreaking letters, we made them up.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 23 April 2022 source ↗
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Working as the assistant to an agony aunt on a women’s magazine. When we didn’t get enough heartbreaking letters, we made them up.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 23 April 2022 source ↗
I don’t think I’ve ever done a job that I hate. I worked as a temp briefly when I was out of work and it was fun.
When I was 19, I washed up in the basement of a Paris restaurant that stank of rotted food. I did it for six months, until I was promoted to vegetable boy.
For two weeks I worked behind the players’ bar at Bolton Wanderers football club – footballers don’t tip.
I quite enjoyed all my retail jobs (I worked in H&M and Gap), but the worst times were the sale periods. The summer sales – awful.
The only drink I really, really like is champagne.
The film of Restoration. A beautiful cast. An award-winning designer. A massive budget. A dog’s dinner.
Meryl Streep. For all her truthful and perfected offerings that have taken me to an “elsewhere”, in which my mind could feel both soothed and stimulated.
We live in a fearful age: Brexit, Covid, global warming, cancel culture, war in Ukraine. Add in pancreatic cancer and you find me in an advanced and complex state of anxiety.
Like coming home.
Talking in cliches. We have the most economic, resonant and versatile language in the world, yet so many people use it in a dull and boring way.
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