I quite enjoyed all my retail jobs (I worked in H&M and Gap), but the worst times were the sale periods. The summer sales – awful.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 16 December 2023 source ↗
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I quite enjoyed all my retail jobs (I worked in H&M and Gap), but the worst times were the sale periods. The summer sales – awful.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 16 December 2023 source ↗
When I was 17 I took on a class of six-year-olds for a week. When the Angelus rang at noon, they stood up in silence and I realised I was supposed to recite the prayer, which I did not know. I said: “There will be no Angelus today because of that child fidgeting at the back.”
I worked in a unisex clothes store for three days. Girls would say, 'Do I look fat in this?' I'd say, 'Yes.' I was fired.
Several: cutting the local vicar's lawn, shovelling shit from a stable, waiting tables, picking up and washing actors' smelly pants and socks.
When I worked at a dog food company shovelling the exterminated rats.
Thinking about all the children that are affected by all the wars that are going on right now.
Sensitive, kind, silly.
I can be a people-pleaser, to the detriment of my own needs sometimes.
Probably all of them because I am not big into English literature. I read a lot of self-improvement books.
Cruelty to animals or children.
Selfless and open, freeing.
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