British former professional road and track racing cyclist
I’ve never had a job.
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British former professional road and track racing cyclist
I’ve never had a job.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 21 September 2019 source ↗
Trying to sell frozen food over the phone for a company called American Frozen Foods. It lasted about half an hour. I found myself telling people not to buy too much of it because it could go bad, and my supervisor said, “This job is probably not for you.”
Shucking oysters one summer in Nice.
Washing up in the Ford factory canteen in Dagenham.
When I was younger, I appeared in the Halifax adverts that featured a cake or a bridge made of hundreds of people. You stood there for three days and were not even really seen.
This isn’t a complaint, but obscurity would be nice. You can’t have a bad day in public because everyone’s got phones.
Loss of control.
Never going back to the Tour de France and trying to win again.
I had quite a chequered childhood. I had a knife put to my throat once when I was a kid, which was very scary.
When my second child Bella was born in 2006. I missed my son Ben being born because I was racing, so seeing it for the first time was quite an experience.
As an honest person who did his best.
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