What is the worst job you have done?

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Recorded Helen George said elsewhere, not written here
Waitressing. I was so bad. I smashed things. I once mistakenly ordered a very expensive bottle of wine for a table. They thought they were ordering a very average bottle of wine, and I ordered them an £800 bottle and they drank it. I got the sack a few weeks later.

The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 28 January 2023 source ↗

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Working in McDonald’s when I was 16. It was about 90p an hour. Because I was always late, they made me “trash walk” the length of Kentish Town high street and pick up the McDonald’s rubbish.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 27 April 2024 source ↗
David Gandy British model
I worked for a company that stripped an office, including the furniture, over one weekend – so I worked for 48 hours straight.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 April 2020 source ↗
Zoe Ball British TV and radio personality
The failed attempt at a home perm on myself in the 80s. I wanted to look like Kelly McGillis in Top Gun.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 5 December 2020 source ↗

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