About five years ago, I was in a play that was an unmitigated disaster. I had to rally the troops and go out every night.
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About five years ago, I was in a play that was an unmitigated disaster. I had to rally the troops and go out every night.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 28 October 2023 source ↗
Redeeming mortgages. I did it for a few weeks, and it sealed the deal that I wanted a career in entertainment.
I worked in a Helms Bakery assembly line that separated egg whites from the yolks and from time to time a box of rotten eggs would come through. Need I say more?
When I was 19, I washed up in the basement of a Paris restaurant that stank of rotted food. I did it for six months, until I was promoted to vegetable boy.
Pressing uniforms in a laundry. I was 14. I lied about my age and said I was 16, even though I probably looked about 12.
Recently, sending a negative text about a person to that person.
I’ve never got through Ulysses.
Procrastination.
At my mother’s funeral last year.
Pain and loneliness.
That I am a terrible actor.
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