Three mature palm trees. We restored a property in Italy that had been derelict and I needed to make it look established as quickly as I could.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 11 October 2025 source ↗
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Three mature palm trees. We restored a property in Italy that had been derelict and I needed to make it look established as quickly as I could.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 11 October 2025 source ↗
My half-electric Volvo.
A birthday present I hoped would mean a lot to the person. I had their family history researched and a book made.
I spend most money on my garden.
A page from Jim Morrison’s final notebook – I bought it as a birthday gift for a friend.
I used to give a fantastic talk about Frankenstein and Dracula, but I’ve never been able to finish either book.
Aggression. Anger. Rudeness. Intolerance. Lack of understanding. Pretty much your average day on X.
All the kids I didn’t reply to who’ve written lovely letters about my books.
I’ve shat myself in public three times. It’s never quite as bad as you fear.
I’m a classic remoaner.
Middle-class wanker.
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