That I take this questionnaire too seriously and reveal my crimes and misdemeanors, or I treat this questionnaire too flippantly and bring shame to the House of Proust.
Vanity Fair, The Proust Questionnaire, Vanity Fair, November 2014 source ↗
The question
What do you fear most?Originally asked
Vanity Fair, to its interview subject, The Proust Questionnaire
The exact prompt is fixed in Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire and independently sustained in The Guardian's The Q&A over multiple decades.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
That I take this questionnaire too seriously and reveal my crimes and misdemeanors, or I treat this questionnaire too flippantly and bring shame to the House of Proust.
Vanity Fair, The Proust Questionnaire, Vanity Fair, November 2014 source ↗
Overcooking pasta for my Italian family in Napoli – they would kill me.
Running out of options.
Failure. I hate losing, particularly at football and politics. I play five-a-side every week – middle of midfield, barking orders. Some people say it’s the taking part that counts. I am not in that camp. It’s the winning that counts.
My own books being discounted. Oh, and sharks. The reason we Aussies swim so fast is because something much bigger is always trying to eat us.
Beyoncé/Beyoncé’s hair person.
A good nap and a full house.
Stealing from the elderly and then acting real cocky about it.
A love of laughter and a shared belief that life is a dream.
People who can’t read my mind.
Lily Tomlin, Fay Ripley, Omid Djalili, Rita Moreno, Angela Griffin, Seth Meyers
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