I wouldn’t lose my virginity at an army camp and then roll over on to an ants’ nest.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 8 February 2020 source ↗
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If you could revise one chapter of your past, what would you change?Originally asked
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I wouldn’t lose my virginity at an army camp and then roll over on to an ants’ nest.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 8 February 2020 source ↗
I would take away fear.
I don’t have anything that I want to change. I’m sure I did in the past but I can’t recall, which means it wasn’t that big a deal.
I wasted a year doing nothing at 18. I got with a guy and just wanted to hang out. It didn’t do me any favours.
That moment in Bilbao in 2020, when I tried to cross the street and did a pirouette and suffered a dreadful break in my right leg, which means now I have 10 screws and a band in it.
I would just like to be remembered.
Don’t Stop Believin’ [by Journey].
Once, I was MC at a Christmas gig in Romford and a woman threw a dildo at my face.
Seeing Bob Dylan live.
Like you have nothing to prove.
Billy Connolly, who is a brilliantly funny man. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t adore him.
Erin O'Connor, Alison Moyet, Greg James, Francesca Martinez, Armistead Maupin, Harry Redknapp
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