A tractor, 12 years ago. Bright yellow and still brilliant.
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A tractor, 12 years ago. Bright yellow and still brilliant.
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An Elizabeth Peyton painting.
I decided I wanted a red convertible Jaguar, because I thought I would look the bee’s knees in it. The first time I drove it with the top down, it scared the shit out of me. After that, I only bought “mom” cars.
When I was 24 or 25, I bought a Warhol canvas. It was a lot of money to throw down on a little painting, but I’ve always loved art.
Holidays. In the Spice Girls, we found ourselves with quite a few quid, so it was lovely to hire a big house in the Caribbean and have friends and family over.
My children. I was away an awful lot when they were little and not very good at being a father when I was around. I could have done better.
Despite a stroke, cancer as a child and various dramas with chainsaws and tractors, the closest was probably when I choked on a lamb chop 25 years ago. Sarah performed the Heimlich manoeuvre and the lamb shot out.
I once had to dig a fire escape from a basement in a health club. It took two weeks.
At the time, losing our business, home and all our possessions in 1991 after the failure of our jewellery company. But if that had not happened then other good things would not have happened, either.
Getting my 21-year-old knees back.
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