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I once had to dig a fire escape from a basement in a health club. It took two weeks.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 5 May 2018 source ↗
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David Jason
English actor
Scrabbling about under dusty floorboards as an electrician in my early 20s.
Krishnan Guru-Murthy
British journalist
I did a terrible job of fixing the downstairs loo once.
Bicycle courier: it was literally dicing with death on a minute-to-minute basis for 12 hours a day. It was terrifying and exhausting.
Noah Harari
Israeli historian and philosopher
When I was 16, at the beginning of the summer vacation, I worked in a factory that made industrial valves and I was a much worse industrial valve producer than historian.
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At the time, losing our business, home and all our possessions in 1991 after the failure of our jewellery company. But if that had not happened then other good things would not have happened, either.
A tractor, 12 years ago. Bright yellow and still brilliant.
Getting my 21-year-old knees back.
My children. I was away an awful lot when they were little and not very good at being a father when I was around. I could have done better.
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