“What is Seann Walsh and how do we make it die?” It was online, thankfully. It wasn’t in Sainsbury’s.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 31 January 2026 source ↗
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“What is Seann Walsh and how do we make it die?” It was online, thankfully. It wasn’t in Sainsbury’s.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 31 January 2026 source ↗
A review that said I had the charm of a hamster.
A fellow artist called me a flaneur!
On Angela's Ashes, Alan Parker said to me, 'You've got the Bafta, just get in the door.' I was walking along the street to go into a shop and he saw me milking it a bit. It was a really good piece of advice.
Somebody wrote that my voice was more numbing than novocaine.
Certainty. I also can’t stand it when someone calls you and then says, “Wait, I need to put my headphones in.”
Finding your phone.
I got sacked from TK Maxx for falling asleep under the coats.
When I was about two, I accidentally knocked a boiled kettle on myself. I am scarred, in many ways, from that.
That I’m going to start commenting “Wow” under AI images I think are real.
A house in west London.
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