In South Africa I washed cars, I danced in parking lots and shopping malls, and was a children’s entertainer.
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In South Africa I washed cars, I danced in parking lots and shopping malls, and was a children’s entertainer.
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I was the PE technician at my old secondary school, so I had to pump up all the balls, wash all the kits and get the form notes in before morning registration every day.
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Selling fire alarms at 18 or 19.
I spent an advent in my late teens throttling turkeys.
I almost pulled out of my first solo tour because of impostor syndrome.
When my UK citizenship was approved. It’s taken me eight years and lots and lots of money. I was at home in South Africa when I received the news and my mum said, “I am so happy for you because this is your glitterball.”
Absolutely nothing. It’s a privilege.
I would like to believe that you reunite with the people you love the most.
When my trousers split on stage in Burn the Floor in Australia. I had always been warned to wear my flesh underwear and I did not that day.
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