I’ve enjoyed every single job, including working at my dad’s chicken shop selling potato gems (fried potato circles) to the surfer dudes.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 18 July 2026 source ↗
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I’ve enjoyed every single job, including working at my dad’s chicken shop selling potato gems (fried potato circles) to the surfer dudes.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 18 July 2026 source ↗
Serving tea in an insurance office to people who seemed to despise me at the age of 16 was pretty unpleasant.
Collecting glasses in a Lancashire pub. Try to take a pint glass with a millimetre of foam still in it, and you get a lit cigarette on the back of your hand.
Working in a very busy bar in the West End when I was trying to pay my way through drama school. I had to dance in a cage in a vest and cycling shorts to Venus by Bananarama, Greased Lightnin’ and Y.M.C.A. every night. It was excruciating.
Redeeming mortgages. I did it for a few weeks, and it sealed the deal that I wanted a career in entertainment.
None. I’m not ashamed. I’m dyslexic so I don’t read a lot of books.
On the way here, because I was late.
I worry a lot about how to juggle being a single parent and working – scheduling keeps me up at night!
Forgetting the words to my own songs on stage. I’m a very good mumbler of my own songs. You’d be surprised how few people notice – if you smile and do it confidently, they’re none the wiser.
Finally nailing being on time.
A hairdresser through the week and a star on the weekends.
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