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What is the worst job you have ever had?

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The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A

The Guardian's long-running Q&A repeatedly asks this standing question, with minor tense variation.

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Chris Bonington
Recorded said elsewhere, not written here
I left the army and got a job with Unilever in Northern Ireland. They were very strict and you had to have a hat, and when you went into a shop you had to raise your hat to the shopkeeper and then sell your wares. I was selling margarine.

The Q&A, The Guardian, 22 March 2025 source ↗

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Martin Compston Scottish actor
There was a period when I did four or five terrible films. My agent said: “Don’t do them.” But it was my month’s rent for a day’s work. One time, my green room was a lorry. It started snowing and it was just me and a plastic chair in the back of an open lorry. It was pretty grim.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 5 March 2022 source ↗
David Arquette American actor, producer, & former professional wrestler
When I was young, selling maps to stars’ homes in Hollywood, somebody flashed their wiener at me. It was traumatising.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 23 January 2021 source ↗
Douglas Stuart Scottish fashion designer and novelist
When I was about 18, I worked on the chicken counter in a large supermarket, and every morning I had to pierce 64 birds on to industrial skewers to load up the rotisserie. That was very grim.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 22 April 2023 source ↗

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