Steve Pemberton
British actor and comedian
Phoning my dad to tell him we’d won the Edinburgh Perrier award with The League Of Gentlemen in 1997.
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Death & what remains
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Who most deserves an apology from you, and why?
Failure & regret
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Asked in 52 of the 131 consecutive instalments of The Guardian's The Q&A harvested on 2026-08-29.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
I won a local art competition aged 10 – the first time I’d won anything.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 6 May 2017 source ↗
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David Schwimmer
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Before I realised my parents, sister and I were all mortal.
Bobby Gillespie
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Standing on stage in between Robert Young and Andrew Innes, blasting away.
Richard Coles
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Technically, Ibiza 1990, because of the amount of ecstasy I’d taken.
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Pyramid Song, by Radiohead, live.
Last year, driving in California, I found myself on the wrong side of the road. I was 30 seconds away from hitting two cars coming the other way.
Teachers at my school, for being such a smartarse.
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