Perimenopausal anxiety, the terrible feeling of impending doom, something awful happening to my children, writing deadlines. Apart from that, I’m quite chilled.
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Perimenopausal anxiety, the terrible feeling of impending doom, something awful happening to my children, writing deadlines. Apart from that, I’m quite chilled.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 August 2026 source ↗
My girlfriend [Cuban model Jessica Ledon].
Documentaries, my dog and Pornhub.
My own bad prose.
The sound of nightingales, but it is the most lovely sound. If someone said it was an elf playing a flute, I would believe them.
Not winning Celebrity MasterChef. I am still gutted, despite many months of pretending to be fine with it.
The early days of motherhood. We lived in a sweet little bungalow in LA that had a pool. We threw lots of parties. We had a cute dog and a mad Siamese. Trump had never been president, we’d never heard of coronavirus, Claire’s Accessories was still going strong. Good times.
My Siamese cat, which I had freeze-dried after she died. I really think their future partners will like it.
Clothes moths (and the imminent threat of world war three).
When they ruin my story because they think theirs is better, so butt in before I’ve finished mine.
A drunk woman who threw epic dinner parties.
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