Not winning Celebrity MasterChef. I am still gutted, despite many months of pretending to be fine with it.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 August 2026 source ↗
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Not winning Celebrity MasterChef. I am still gutted, despite many months of pretending to be fine with it.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 August 2026 source ↗
I got seduced by being a pop star, and why wouldn’t I? I think I could have made a few more career moves with films. But I was nervous. How do you move forward as an actor creatively if you are just appealing to teenage girls?
Three times when I lived in New York, I missed seeing David Bowie in real life by moments.
I got dropped from two record deals when I was 14 and 17.
Not winning Celebrity MasterChef. I am still gutted, despite many months of pretending to be fine with it.
My Auntie Jane. She took me in, aged 10, and, after my mother died, healed my broken heart by filling our dining room with food and people. Still cooking at the grand old age of 89. My icon.
When I ruin someone else’s story because I think mine is better, so butt in before they’ve finished theirs.
So far, getting older has made almost everything better.
Clothes moths (and the imminent threat of world war three).
A drunk woman who threw epic dinner parties.
When they ruin my story because they think theirs is better, so butt in before I’ve finished mine.
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