Worrying about the faux pas I made earlier that evening. I tend to suffer from foot-in-mouth disease.
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Worrying about the faux pas I made earlier that evening. I tend to suffer from foot-in-mouth disease.
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Inconsequential things like whether my basketball team, the Portland Trail Blazers, can get it together for the play-offs.
Worrying about my children.
Thinking about all the worst possible things: losing people, dying, how am I going to die? All that sort of stuff. I stay awake thinking about furniture and shoes as well. It’s not all death.
Eight years ago, I didn’t sleep for more than two hours a night and was very skinny. I went to a sleep clinic, and learned techniques to switch my mind off.
Falling in love is like going to the doctor and being told that you need to put on weight. You feel elated.
My own books being discounted. Oh, and sharks. The reason we Aussies swim so fast is because something much bigger is always trying to eat us.
Raising two children. If you can get your kids to adulthood and they’re not voting Tory, doing drugs or collecting Nazi memorabilia, then you deserve a medal.
Bumping into my male boss at a nudist beach.
Hitchhiking across Australia as a teenager, relying on the kindness of passing serial killers.
Bedpan emptier in a hospital.
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