A missionary in Africa – I think that was Sunday school-based.
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A missionary in Africa – I think that was Sunday school-based.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 20 December 2025 source ↗
At the end he asked me if I would like to go into the Army. I thought it would be splendid to command an Army, so I said 'Yes' at once: and immediately I was taken at my word. ... I was told later that he had only come to the conclusion that I was not clever enough to go to the Bar. However that may be, the toy soldiers turned the current of my life.
I dreamed of being an artistic skater. And a nursery nurse.
When I was about 14 and got my first drum kit, I wanted to be a drummer in a band like the Police.
Prime minister and brain surgeon.
You are good enough.
Laziness, lack of empathy, lack of humour.
A glow of wellbeing.
Magician’s assistant on a cruise ship for two weeks when I was 19. When I was meant to be being levitated, I was silently crying while pretending to be unconscious as I hung limply off a metal pole. It was bleak.
Years ago, I was trying to get with one of the big agencies and I cobbled together a VHS tape of me in adverts and sobbing in The Bill, and took it United Agents for the attention of Dallas Smith. A week later I went back and said, “Has she looked at the tape?” And they were, like, “Dallas is a he, no he hasn’t and he doesn’t want to,” and handed it back to me.
Very impatient, bossy, always late.
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