At a pub in Rotherham. I was a really bad waitress and I ended up being demoted to chopping the potatoes and I even got fired from that.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 November 2025 source ↗
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At a pub in Rotherham. I was a really bad waitress and I ended up being demoted to chopping the potatoes and I even got fired from that.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 November 2025 source ↗
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