At a pub in Rotherham. I was a really bad waitress and I ended up being demoted to chopping the potatoes and I even got fired from that.
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At a pub in Rotherham. I was a really bad waitress and I ended up being demoted to chopping the potatoes and I even got fired from that.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 November 2025 source ↗
Scraping plates in a fish and chip cafe in Whitby.
I’ve done some acting jobs where everybody’s gone out of their way to make sure that you feel annoying and easily replaceable.
I worked in a call centre. I would go clubbing on a Saturday with my brother and my mates, get home for five or six in the morning, and then have to be at work at 8am.
Either shredding duck in a Chinese restaurant, or Oblivion.
Big, shy, angry.
I’d like all my effort noticed.
Julie Hesmondhalgh – she’s the kindest, brightest, most truthful woman. She’s so talented, works hard, cares about the right things, puts her energy in the right places. I adore her.
High self-esteem.
I never finished The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir.
Having no way of earning money.
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