Who most deserves an apology from you, and why?

Dozens of women – I think you’ll figure out why.

My ex-wife Caroline, because she found my style of life rather irritating.

I’d like to say sorry to my mother. I had to choose between my parents, and I chose my father because he didn’t have any other kids. (My mother was a war widow and had two children from her first marriage.) I thought, in a childish way, that one had to be fair. It was very difficult for my mother and me, and we never really got over it.

I behaved badly with two old lovers. Years later, when I took one to lunch to apologise, it made it worse.

My son Ramón was the victim of my wrath at a particular time that still withers me with disgrace.

I don’t really owe anybody any apologies.

My mother, because I didn’t appreciate how proud she was of me being deputy prime minister. She ended up doing more press than me, and I was too sensitive and reacted.

I wish I could say sorry to my husband, because I couldn’t save him from his dementia.

I would very, very much like to say sorry to my mother, for all the times I told her I hadn’t got the time to talk.

My wife. I made mistakes in my early life and hurt her. Everybody thinks the grass is greener, but it’s not. To say sorry to her when she understands will be one of the greatest gifts God has given me.

To any of the players I may have fallen out with during my time in management.

My parents. We didn’t realise how absolutely desperate they were when we left Germany, because my father couldn’t earn anything. A letter turned up fairly recently in which he said, “We’ve been through a terrible time because Julia [my mother] never stopped talking about suicide and not just for herself, but to take the children with her.”

To my parents, for being such a bitch.

I think I over-apologise as it is.

To my daughter, because she felt that I spent too much time saving other children. I would go to war zones and travel the world for human rights work, and she was missing me.

To my brother, because I wish I’d been there for him more.

A little girl called Pat. We were nine-year-olds together and all the class made her life a misery. I knew she wanted to be my friend and I would only be friends with her if nobody else was around. I feel dreadful about that.

I’ve said sorry to the people I have to say sorry to.

To everyone I’ve bored.

I am too ashamed to answer.