To my parents, for being such a bitch.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 14 September 2019 source ↗
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To my parents, for being such a bitch.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 14 September 2019 source ↗
I’ve said sorry to the people I have to say sorry to.
Canadians are trained to say sorry to almost everything and everyone.
Teachers at my school, for being such a smartarse.
Back in the day, when comedy was crueller, my monologues were full of terrible jokes about people, and you can’t apologise because then you’re asking people to forgive you. Your punishment is to walk around knowing you said these horrible things.
A hydrogen-powered private jet for me and my dog. We’d be zero carbon dioxide emissions, so could go anywhere we liked.
Threat of nuclear war, Iran/US situation, Syria, everything. I take sleeping pills.
Boarding school. It was horrible.
Hop-picking in Kent when I was 13. The smell was dreadful, and put me off beer for life.
Camping with my parents in the south of France. We went every year with the beautiful bell tent they made on a sewing machine. We even had a lavatory tent which was fabulous except, one day, it blew away with my father in it.
Raising awareness of ethical and environmental issues in the clothing industry. I think I was the original whistleblower within fashion.
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