My greatest fear is going out onstage and having the audience just stare at me.
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A cornerstone of the Dean Martin era, Don Rickles, “the Merchant of Venom,” has raked a parade of celebrities (such as Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan) over the coals at his shows. He has enlivened films such as Casino and Toy Story, and is a regular, caustic presence on the talk-show circuit. In Vanity Fair’s April 2003 issue, the comic wises off on the ball and chain, two-faced guys, and the actor’s nightmare.
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Having no patience.
Trying too hard to be funny.
Well, Frank Sinatra’s gone, so the rest have to stand in line.
Perfect happiness is having a wife who loves you and doesn’t ask for too much jewelry.
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