The question
What is the worst job you have ever had?Originally asked
The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A
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The Q&A, The Guardian, 16 August 2025 source ↗
When I was younger, I signed up to a job agency and thought I would be doing secretarial work, but they assigned me to clean toilets in a factory in Oldham.
I cleaned for a very posh lady in Knightsbridge who made me handwash her knickers. I’d advertised myself in The Lady as a dog walker, so I’m not sure how I ended up there.
Treating a flock of sheep for foot rot when I was a farm labourer.
I’ve never really had a horrible job – I liked working at restaurants and being a nanny when I wasn’t acting.
Always sleep on any decision.
I am a perimenopausal woman, so about two minutes ago, at a dog being adopted on Insta.
It’s already happened – HRT.
Kind, loyal and (slightly) mad.
I constantly forget people’s names when they have literally just told me.
So many different types. When I first met my husband, electric and vital. When I first held my boys in my arms, an overwhelming flood of defiant protection and magic.
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