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Secretary to a lawyer. I was sacked after a week.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 18 May 2019 source ↗
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Martin Compston
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There was a period when I did four or five terrible films. My agent said: “Don’t do them.” But it was my month’s rent for a day’s work. One time, my green room was a lorry. It started snowing and it was just me and a plastic chair in the back of an open lorry. It was pretty grim.
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Peter Capaldi
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I have been pretty terrible in quite a lot of terrible things.
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View profile →My parents. We didn’t realise how absolutely desperate they were when we left Germany, because my father couldn’t earn anything. A letter turned up fairly recently in which he said, “We’ve been through a terrible time because Julia [my mother] never stopped talking about suicide and not just for herself, but to take the children with her.”
Not having longer legs.
When I received my scholarship to art school in 1945.
Nothing, really, because it was all interesting.
No one I can think of, but lots of people no longer living.
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