Cleaning men’s toilets in the Swan hotel in the Cotswolds.
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Cleaning men’s toilets in the Swan hotel in the Cotswolds.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 25 September 2021 source ↗
Horrible gigs at the beginning, when no one’s interested.
Waitressing. I was so bad. I smashed things. I once mistakenly ordered a very expensive bottle of wine for a table. They thought they were ordering a very average bottle of wine, and I ordered them an £800 bottle and they drank it. I got the sack a few weeks later.
The Wimpy in Kingston when I was 16. I’d recently become vegetarian, and there weren’t many veggie burgers in 1988.
Working as the assistant to an agony aunt on a women’s magazine. When we didn’t get enough heartbreaking letters, we made them up.
Like being three and dancing, giddy with joy.
A society that leans into sustainability and not growth.
My dad’s parents in Ghana, for not spending more time with them.
Everything: I worry about whether the window frames need replacing, did I answer that email, how long my face is going to hold up, world peace, poverty…
I don’t care if I’m not remembered.
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