Danish and British broadcaster, comedian and writer
Working on an assembly line in a plastics factory.
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Danish and British broadcaster, comedian and writer
Working on an assembly line in a plastics factory.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 3 March 2018 source ↗
When I was a kid I was a chambermaid in my family’s hotel, and I once found a strap-on that someone had left behind.
Giving barium enemas. I used to be a radiographer in Coventry.
I used to clean the ovens in a bakery. Brillo pad and poison.
When I was at school, I had a summer job where I had to buff blocks of plastic for a display unit. The factory only remembered to give us masks on day three.
My five-litre Ford Mustang.
When I read the story of a blind, bisexual goose called Thomas who had died in New Zealand after a lifetime of love for a swan called Henry. It sounds ridiculous but is entirely true.
How about The Hokey Cokey? That’s always fun, especially if they’re carrying the coffin.
My life won’t have full quality until we achieve equality for all.
Last Tuesday at 10 past three.
Bloody radiator keeps banging. I think it needs air releasing but I don’t have a bleeding key.
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