To all those whose fleeting interaction with me has fallen short of what they’d hoped; the unwitting recipients of my occasional grumpiness.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 17 February 2018 source ↗
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To all those whose fleeting interaction with me has fallen short of what they’d hoped; the unwitting recipients of my occasional grumpiness.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 17 February 2018 source ↗
I did a crap impersonation of JK Rowling a few years ago. Sorry, JK. Can this apology put me on a casting list for your next mega-franchise?
There wasn’t a lot of bullying at my school, but there was a fair amount of ragging – and I knew which side I wanted to be on. I’d say sorry to anyone who felt picked on.
To my teachers, for not paying attention.
My parents: I’m sorry I didn’t spend more time with them.
Childbirth. And the wheel of our camper van coming clean off on the M1.
Every time I got drunk and out of order. Especially in my teens and 20s.
An old camper van that has cost me more in repairs than my house, my wedding and all the holidays I’ve ever been on.
Worrying that I’ve upset people.
I cleaned for a very posh lady in Knightsbridge who made me handwash her knickers. I’d advertised myself in The Lady as a dog walker, so I’m not sure how I ended up there.
That the last general election didn’t take place later. We might have got rid of the Tories with a couple more weeks.
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