When I was doing a masterclass at a theatre and I had to leave the stage because I was about to shit my pants.
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When I was doing a masterclass at a theatre and I had to leave the stage because I was about to shit my pants.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 28 February 2026 source ↗
The idiocy of going to Skye from New Zealand in April 2020. All of a sudden, I’m turning on the news and hearing myself as an item. I have never been more mortified.
Having somebody pull my judo trousers down at a competition when I was seven. And finding I wasn’t wearing any pants.
Bumping into my male boss at a nudist beach.
I once asked a young woman if she had ever heard of the musician Laura Marling, insinuating I knew Laura Marling, to which she replied: “I am Laura Marling.”
To my father, who was aggressively indifferent to what I was doing. He did say sorry to me when he was dying and I don’t think I was very gracious.
Curious, energetic, droll.
At university in the 60s, I thought social justice was going to improve exponentially. How wrong I was.
Warmth and confidence.
Isn’t it enough just to be remembered?
The rest is silence.
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