The 2000s

Commencement addresses and long-form print, mostly — the forms that survived into the archive.

24 people · 528 answers

What has been your biggest disappointment?

Originally asked

The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A

This exact question recurs in The Guardian's institutional Q&A pool.

You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.

Alison Steadman

British actress

Not making a movie with Jimmy Stewart or Cary Grant.

Recorded · The Guardian · 2009

Philip Glass

American composer

I don't know. I was lucky; I was able to study with the people I wanted to, be friends with the people I wanted to and in the end I've been able to make a living the way I wanted to.

Recorded · The Guardian · 2008

Jimmy Savile

English media personality and sex offender

Never having been a 100% sex symbol. I only managed 99.9%.

Recorded · The Guardian · 2007

Mike Skinner

English rapper

Realising that success wasn't going to keep me happy all my life.

Recorded · The Guardian · 2009

Emily Watson

English actress

The England football team - they never fail to disappoint.

Recorded · The Guardian · 2008

Paul O'Grady

British comedian, actor and television presenter

Too many of my friends, family and peers dying.

Recorded · The Guardian · 2009

What is the worst job you have done?

Originally asked

The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A

The Guardian's long-running Q&A repeatedly asks this standing question, with minor tense variation.

You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.

Mike Skinner

English rapper

Cleaning toilets in a motorway service station.

Recorded · The Guardian · 2009

Cybill Shepherd

American actress and former model

A movie called The Return that was about cows from outer space.

Recorded · The Guardian · 2008

Joseph Fiennes

English actor

Several: cutting the local vicar's lawn, shovelling shit from a stable, waiting tables, picking up and washing actors' smelly pants and socks.

Recorded · The Guardian · 2008

John Waters

American filmmaker

I worked in a unisex clothes store for three days. Girls would say, 'Do I look fat in this?' I'd say, 'Yes.' I was fired.

Recorded · The Guardian · 2008

Erin O'Connor

English model

Shooting hosiery on top of an iceberg and getting my backside stuck to it.

Recorded · The Guardian · 2008

What problem are you still trying to solve?

Originally asked

Lifehacker, to people about their working day, How I Work

Lifehacker repeatedly used this exact closing prompt in its named How I Work questionnaire.

You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.

John Lewis

U.S. Representative from Georgia, 1987–2020; Chairman of the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee 1963–1966

There are many battles. There’s so much that needs to be done. We need to protect the environment. Save this little planet.

Recorded · Academy of Achievement · 2004

Shinya Yamanaka

Stem cell biologist; Nobel laureate in Physiology or Medicine, 2012

we can select one gene out of those 20,000 genes, and completely destroy that one particular gene so that we can understand the function of that particular gene.

Recorded · Academy of Achievement · 2008

Christiane Nüsslein-Volhard

Developmental biologist; Nobel laureate in Physiology or Medicine, 1995

we know the fish, we know the worm, we know the fly, but we don’t know the links between and we don’t know, when we go back to the branches in evolution, we really don’t know what happened…

Recorded · Nobel Prize Outreach · 2003

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Alison Steadman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charles Dance, Charlie Munger, Chris Hoy, Christiane Nüsslein-Volhard, Cybill Shepherd, David Hasselhoff, Derek Sivers, Desmond Tutu, Ed Harris, Erin O'Connor, John Lewis, John Waters, Joseph Fiennes, Julie Andrews, Mario Molina, Mellody Hobson, Mike Skinner, Mohamed ElBaradei, Oliver Sacks, Robert Carlyle, Shinya Yamanaka, Steve Jobs

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