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The 2000s

Commencement addresses and long-form print, mostly — the forms that survived into the archive.

25 people · 550 answers

What is the worst job you have ever had?

Originally asked

The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A

The Guardian's long-running Q&A repeatedly asks this standing question, with minor tense variation.

You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.

Joseph Fiennes

English actor

Recorded · The Guardian · 2008

Several: cutting the local vicar's lawn, shovelling shit from a stable, waiting tables, picking up and washing actors' smelly pants and socks.
John Waters

American filmmaker

Recorded · The Guardian · 2008

I worked in a unisex clothes store for three days. Girls would say, 'Do I look fat in this?' I'd say, 'Yes.' I was fired.

Which problem are you still chipping away at?

Originally asked

Lifehacker, to people about their working day, How I Work

Lifehacker repeatedly used this exact closing prompt in its named How I Work questionnaire.

You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.

John Lewis

U.S. Representative from Georgia, 1987–2020; Chairman of the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee 1963–1966

Recorded · Academy of Achievement · 2004

There are many battles. There’s so much that needs to be done. We need to protect the environment. Save this little planet.
Shinya Yamanaka

Stem cell biologist; Nobel laureate in Physiology or Medicine, 2012

Recorded · Academy of Achievement · 2008

we can select one gene out of those 20,000 genes, and completely destroy that one particular gene so that we can understand the function of that particular gene.
Christiane Nüsslein-Volhard

Developmental biologist; Nobel laureate in Physiology or Medicine, 1995

Recorded · Nobel Prize Outreach · 2003

we know the fish, we know the worm, we know the fly, but we don’t know the links between and we don’t know, when we go back to the branches in evolution, we really don’t know what happened…

What makes you want to keep learning?

Originally asked

Vox, to writers and thinkers, 9 Questions, 2017

This exact prompt is one of Vox's nine recurring questions about intellectual habits.

You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.

Mario Molina

Atmospheric chemist; Nobel laureate in Chemistry, 1995

Recorded · Nobel Prize Outreach · 2007

I have also benefited from teaching; as I try to explain my views to students with critical and open minds, I find myself continually being challenged to go back and rethink ideas.
Shinya Yamanaka

Stem cell biologist; Nobel laureate in Physiology or Medicine, 2012

Recorded · Academy of Achievement · 2008

I got very interested in so-called “knockout mouse” technology. Knockout mouse is a way to study the function of genes. You know, both human and mouse have approximately 20,000 genes.
Christiane Nüsslein-Volhard

Developmental biologist; Nobel laureate in Physiology or Medicine, 1995

Recorded · Nobel Prize Outreach · 2003

I think a very big curiosity. I’m very curious and I like to understand things and not only science but also other things where I just try to find out why things work or how things work.

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Alison Steadman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charles Dance, Charlie Munger, Chris Hoy, Christiane Nüsslein-Volhard, Cybill Shepherd, David Hasselhoff, Derek Sivers, Desmond Tutu, Ed Harris, Erin O'Connor, Jimmy Carter, John Lewis, John Waters, Joseph Fiennes, Julie Andrews, Mario Molina, Mellody Hobson, Mike Skinner, Mohamed ElBaradei, Oliver Sacks, Robert Carlyle, Shinya Yamanaka, Steve Jobs

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